!!IWONTSTOPTILLITURNYOURINSIDESOUT!!

Ahh....Ivoryline.  How I love thee.  

I think more people should listen to Ivoryline.  They are ballers.  My example of beastly amazing.  

The lead singer makes me mad.  He has better range than me....

So today this kid awkwardly put "the move" on me.  Being about an inch shorter than me, he awkwardly tugged me down.  After awkwardly asking for my number (for about the fifth time).  I awkwardly moved quickly in the other direction.  Awkwardly enough, I do not actually know what his name is.  After months of him awkwardly pursuing me.  


It was an awkward experience.  


I learned several awkward minutes after the awkward move-pulling that he has pink eye.  


If I get l pink eye, I will not be able to wear my contacts for lik a month.  I will wear my wanna-be-hipster glasses for that month.  I do not particularly enjoy them.  At all.  


That's the story of my awkward life today.  


So here's what everyone (well, hopefully at least one person) has been waiting for.  


HOLLA!!

Hey-o!! Lunchtime!!  

IT'S A BIRD!!


IT'S A PLANE!!


IT'S SUPERMAN!!


No you twit!! 


It's a....


CHALLENGE!!


P Meggy, your challenge, to be posted on Friday, April 1st is to create a story where an April Fools Joke goes horribly wrong.  Angst, humor, romance, I don't care.  Make it muy intersante.


GO WILD.


Hasta la Bye Bye from CatCooper<3