It's funny to me that this subject is song lyrics, but is also applies to the main topic of the post! :D
Does anyone else enjoy that? Or is it just me?
hydfdedfffd3ded4d4dfhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahaha i spite youhaha me to:)))bllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa filling up space i love micah and sarah:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
That was the work of my resident voices (also known as Sarah and Micah) pestering me while I try to type.
Ah, by the way, I've so many things to say...that I have nothing.
So, yes I was busy for so long being a misanthrope for various reasons. The first is that I had chicken pox.
Yes, chicken pox.
It's like being bitten by a mosquito on steroids. I became very acquainted with my living room couch, as well as many movies, books, and Criminal Minds episodes. (for example, one day, the only thing I did was watch just a LOT of the 100000000000000000 episodes we have recorded)
The second, was that I just didn't want human contact. I honest to goodness could not socialize with organic life.
Sooooooooo.....
Sorry for disappointing you with no story in a child's point of view. Apparently, along with misanthropy, there's also writer's block.
TOUCHÉ plot bunnies....touché...
You know, Cat, I disagree with your last post. And I agree with it. I want to live in the middle of nowhere, with lots of space and trees and (maybe) animals. I wouldn't want any neighbors within a certain amount of area. I want a freakishly long driveway to drive down before I get to my house.
Or
I would want an apartment. In a big city, like you, Cat, with absolutely /no/ space, but somewhere with sidewalks and fun stuff like that. A subway or something.
I don't like this in between we call 'suburbia'
Here, have some MLIA.
(Note: this didn't happen to me, but I did enjoy reading it on mylifeisaverage)
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Last year at school we had a sub. He was Irish. Today, I had him again. He was Australian. I'm confused. MLIA
Today, my friend (who looks a lot like Justin Bieber) came up to me and started complaining that random people keep throwing water bottles at him. MLIA
Today, I saw a cow chase its own tail. I'm still laughing. MLIA
Today, my brother and I overheard our parents describing pickles as cucumber zombies. We ruled that this is awesome. MLIA.
Today, I was laughing while reading MLIA. I noticed one of my dogs staring at me weird, so I stared back at it. It started jumping and moving around and growling oddly, I was very confused... until I noticed my second dog stealing my donut while I was distracted. Both dogs then ran down the hall and shared it. Scheming scamps... MLIA.
Today, I was shaking a bottle of chocolate milk. I forgot that I had already taken off the cap. MLIA
Today I clicked average on someone's story, making the total number of averages 1111. I made a wish. I really want it to come true since I sort of want that bacon right now. MLIA
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So, world, I have officially returned.
WITH A CHALLENGE FOR CAT! (I don't know who's turn it is, but we might as well start again, and I had the challenge last time, ((even if I didn't write it)) so logically, it should be Cat's turn.) I'll find some older short stories for you to read/enjoy/laugh at to make up for missing it.
ARE YOU READY?
Cat, your challenge, (even though it is very late I'm sorry:(...)
is to write a story inspired by...
the poem "Derelict" by Young E. Allison
Always wanted a good pirate story from you :P (plus, there's dead people...and it's october...)
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum...
~P. Megz OUT!!!
That was the work of my resident voices (also known as Sarah and Micah) pestering me while I try to type.
Ah, by the way, I've so many things to say...that I have nothing.
So, yes I was busy for so long being a misanthrope for various reasons. The first is that I had chicken pox.
Yes, chicken pox.
It's like being bitten by a mosquito on steroids. I became very acquainted with my living room couch, as well as many movies, books, and Criminal Minds episodes. (for example, one day, the only thing I did was watch just a LOT of the 100000000000000000 episodes we have recorded)
The second, was that I just didn't want human contact. I honest to goodness could not socialize with organic life.
Sooooooooo.....
Sorry for disappointing you with no story in a child's point of view. Apparently, along with misanthropy, there's also writer's block.
TOUCHÉ plot bunnies....touché...
You know, Cat, I disagree with your last post. And I agree with it. I want to live in the middle of nowhere, with lots of space and trees and (maybe) animals. I wouldn't want any neighbors within a certain amount of area. I want a freakishly long driveway to drive down before I get to my house.
Or
I would want an apartment. In a big city, like you, Cat, with absolutely /no/ space, but somewhere with sidewalks and fun stuff like that. A subway or something.
I don't like this in between we call 'suburbia'
Here, have some MLIA.
(Note: this didn't happen to me, but I did enjoy reading it on mylifeisaverage)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Last year at school we had a sub. He was Irish. Today, I had him again. He was Australian. I'm confused. MLIA
Today, my friend (who looks a lot like Justin Bieber) came up to me and started complaining that random people keep throwing water bottles at him. MLIA
Today, I saw a cow chase its own tail. I'm still laughing. MLIA
Today, my brother and I overheard our parents describing pickles as cucumber zombies. We ruled that this is awesome. MLIA.
Today, I was laughing while reading MLIA. I noticed one of my dogs staring at me weird, so I stared back at it. It started jumping and moving around and growling oddly, I was very confused... until I noticed my second dog stealing my donut while I was distracted. Both dogs then ran down the hall and shared it. Scheming scamps... MLIA.
Today, I was shaking a bottle of chocolate milk. I forgot that I had already taken off the cap. MLIA
Today I clicked average on someone's story, making the total number of averages 1111. I made a wish. I really want it to come true since I sort of want that bacon right now. MLIA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So, world, I have officially returned.
WITH A CHALLENGE FOR CAT! (I don't know who's turn it is, but we might as well start again, and I had the challenge last time, ((even if I didn't write it)) so logically, it should be Cat's turn.) I'll find some older short stories for you to read/enjoy/laugh at to make up for missing it.
ARE YOU READY?
Cat, your challenge, (even though it is very late I'm sorry:(...)
is to write a story inspired by...
the poem "Derelict" by Young E. Allison
Always wanted a good pirate story from you :P (plus, there's dead people...and it's october...)
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum...
~P. Megz OUT!!!
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